Tim Minchin's Graduation Speech

"... to think that 13.8 billions after, the Universe has a plan for us humans... here's my true sense about Life's meaning: you'll soon be dead."

1. You don't have to have a dream.
2. Don't seek happiness (it's like like having an orgasm, if you chase it it goes away)
3. Remember, it's all luck.
4. Exercise.
5. Be hard on your opinions.
6. Be a teacher.
7. Define yourself by what you love.
8. Respect people with less power than you.
9. Don't rush.