Summing it up... ways to get real!

“1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

4. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. It's your body, take care of it and have fun with it!

5. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

6. You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.

7. Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

8. Life does go on, and it can be better tomorrow. Believe and do something about it.”
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